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Sample Menu #11

High Tea:

An English Traditional, passed down through the ages,

from the Dorchester to the Plaza,

from the Peninsular to Monrose

Sir Richard and Lady Donna welcome the opportunity,

with the help of their serfs and wenches,

to serve you a traditional English Tea

High Tea Consists Of:
Delicate Finger Sandwiches to Include:
Cucumber and Cream Cheese
Potted Salmon
Egg Cress
English Cheddar and Tomato
Roast Beef and Horseradish
...
An Assortment of Mini Pastries and Fresh Fruit Tarts
...
Freshly Baked Scones served with Strawberry Jam and Devonshire Clotted Cream
...
English Sherry Trifle
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An Assortment of Fine English Teas and, if you insist, Coffee